Funny Halloween Quotes and Sayings for Teachers

Halloween is quickly approaching, and to celebrate, we created a series of funny Halloween quotes and sayings which are sure to get you in the spooky spirit!

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Take a look through our series of funny Halloween quotes postcards below.

1. “You can’t scare me, I’m a teacher”

Im a teacher funny halloween quotes

2. “‘Witch’ way to the candy bowl”

Which way to the candy bowl funny halloween quotes

3. “It’s just a bunch of Hocus Pocus” - Hocus Pocus

Hocus pocus funny halloween quotes

4. “Trick or treat yo’ self”

Trick or treat funny halloween quotes

5. “A pumpkin a day keeps the goblin away”

A pumpkin a day funny halloween quotes

6. “Eat, drink, and be just a tiny bit scary”

Be scary funny halloween quotes

7. “This Halloween I’m going to be a tired teacher, aka myself”

A tired teacher funny halloween quotes

8. “I’m 99% more fun on Halloween”

More fun funny halloween quotes

9. “There’s nothing fun about fun-size candy bars”

Fun size candy bars funny halloween quotes

10. “Read more boooooooks”

Read more books funny halloween quotes

11. “I’m just creepin’ it real”

Just creepin it real funny halloween quotes

12. “No tricks, just treats”

Just treats funny halloween quotes

We hope you have a wonderful, safe Halloween, and be sure to check out our Halloween resource hub, where you'll find everything from story starters and writing prompts to math and science activities for use in your classroom Halloween celebrations. And, of course, all of the coloring pages, Halloween worksheets, cross-curricular resources, Halloween activities, and Halloween costume ideas and patterns you need for this exciting and spooky holiday!

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